Penny/Sheldon Reasons читать дальшеBecause he hugged her
Because she made him watch The Lake House.
Because he trusted her with his email.
Because they're on each other's phone book.
Because she sang him the "soft kitty" song.
Because she got him Leonard Nimoy's DNA.
Because they went shopping together.
Because even Ramona saw it.
Because Penny can tell Sheldon her secrets.
Because Sheldon's Mom said so!
Because he wants her hiney....er...honey.
Because he is interested in her menstrual cycle
Because he wants her to save money on Tampons!
Because she is his hamburger toucher.
Because he protected her from a hoard of Hungarian Barbarians.
Because she made his virgin Cubra Libra a little slutty.
Because he explains things to her. Like Schroedinger's Cat.
Because...Penny....Penny....Penny.....is too cute!
Because of Penny, he now has a new Tuesday hamburger.
Because he thinks nothing of breaking into and cleaning her apartment at midnight.
Because he tried to keep her secret.
Because she knew about the bungee cord!
Because she's attractive and skilled in video games.
Because they challenge each other.
Because she didn't want to, but she went nuclear on him.
Because Hello Kitty.
Because when they first met, she wanted him to sit right next to her.
Because with those two, it's junior rodeo on!
Because she drives him to work.
Because he lets her win at car games.
Because he tried to get her a date at work...with a dating service....
Because even though she beats him at Halo, he still wants her to say goodbye.
Because he doesn't want her to see Leonard as a viable sexual candidate
Because she doesn't just blindly accept his orders.
Because she's messing with his order, laundry night is Saturday night at eight!
Because she wants to talk to him.
Because he brought her dessert foods so they could talk.
Because she helped him pick out a gift for Leonard.
Because they have their own special way of talking to each other, And he'll kept that on the DL.
Because she wants to know his deal.
Because she's his airbag .
Because his Ken can kiss her Barbie.
Because she's a friend he won't get rid of
Because she apologized about insulting M.O.N.T.E.
Because Sheldon is her *pal* and Penny is his *buddy*
Because he keeps things at a High School graduate reading level....just for her.
Because he's her sugar daddy!
Because she loves him!
Because he phoned her in his crisis!
Because he doesn't want to be put on hold by her!
Because she called him Moonpie!
Because they're nummy nummy and we could just eat them up!
Because she is allowed into his room!
Because she is already comfortable on his bed!
Because she made him recognise sarcasm!
Because he told her he's here for her!эм... взято непонятно откуда, скорее всего с жж. Если кто подкинет ссылку, буду благодарен.
Возможно, переведу.